Wash Yer Hands Dinnae Be a Clatty Midden Print | Funny Scottish Bathroom Wall Art | Scots Language Decor (Unframed)

A gentle reminder from Scotland’s finest etiquette manual:

Wash yer hands. Dinnae be a clatty midden.

Perfect for bathrooms, cloakrooms and downstairs loos, this playful Scots-language print adds humour and personality while encouraging good hygiene.

Equal parts cheeky and practical, it’s guaranteed to get a smile from guests—and perhaps improve handwashing compliance too.

Because nobody wants to be a clatty midden.

• Bathroom wall decor

• Guest toilets and cloakrooms

• Housewarming gifts

• Funny Scottish gifts

• Scots language lovers

• Family homes

• Airbnb and holiday lets

Its bright typography and playful message make it the perfect finishing touch for any loo.

All prints are exclusively designed by Kalloway Design in our home studio on the West Coast of Scotland to the highest quality standards.

Your print is of an original design, printed professionally with ink on the finest quality archival matte paper:

- 230gsm professional matte photo paper

- Acid-free clean white base

- Exclusively sourced from high-end German paper mills


- Fade resistant professional grade ink guaranteed to last at least 80 years

- Ten-colour high-quality industry inkjet printer

- Vibrant and detailed gallery quality prints every time

This listing is for the print only – no frames or other items are included.

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*Please note: colours of the images may vary slightly, due to the differences in colour calibration on monitors, colours may vary slightly from the actual print.

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In the very unlikely event that you believe your purchase may be faulty please get in touch via hello@kallowaydesign.co.uk and we’ll do everything we can to help.