Scottish Kitchen Rules Print | Funny Scots Kitchen Wall Art | Kitchen Decor | Housewarming Gift (Unframed)
Scottish Kitchen Rules Print | Funny Scots Kitchen Wall Art | Kitchen Decor | Housewarming Gift (Unframed)
Scottish Kitchen Rules Print | Funny Scots Kitchen Wall Art | Kitchen Decor | Housewarming Gift (Unframed)
Scottish Kitchen Rules Print | Funny Scots Kitchen Wall Art | Kitchen Decor | Housewarming Gift (Unframed)
Scottish Kitchen Rules Print | Funny Scots Kitchen Wall Art | Kitchen Decor | Housewarming Gift (Unframed)
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Kalloway Design
Kalloway Design

Scottish Kitchen Rules Print | Funny Scots Kitchen Wall Art | Kitchen Decor | Housewarming Gift (Unframed)

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Every kitchen has rules.


A Scottish kitchen just has better ones.


From putting the kettle on to keeping the biscuit tin stocked, this playful "Kitchen Rules" print celebrates the unwritten laws of kitchens everywhere—with a distinctly Scottish twist.


Featuring hand-lettered typography and classic Scots phrases, this print is perfect for kitchens where tea is always brewing, music is always playing, and there’s always room for one more biscuit.


Because in Scotland, the kitchen isn’t just where food happens.


It’s where life happens.


Perfect for:


• Kitchens and dining spaces

• Housewarming gifts

• Family homes

• Scottish homes and Scots abroad

• Tea and biscuit enthusiasts

• Lovers of Scots language and humour


A fun and charming print celebrating the heart of the home: the kitchen.


All prints are exclusively designed by Kalloway Design in our home studio on the West Coast of Scotland to the highest quality standards.


Your print is of an original design, printed professionally with ink on the finest quality archival matte paper:


- 230gsm professional matte photo paper

- Acid-free clean white base

- Exclusively sourced from high-end German paper mills


- Fade resistant professional grade ink guaranteed to last at least 80 years

- Ten-colour high-quality industry inkjet printer

- Vibrant and detailed gallery quality prints every time


This listing is for the print only – no frames or other items are included.


If you’d like a different quote, size, or custom wording, feel free to get in touch – I’m always happy to help create something personal.


*Please note: colours of the images may vary slightly, due to the differences in colour calibration on monitors, colours may vary slightly from the actual print.


Copyright ©Kalloway Design, all images, all rights reserved.

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