Away Tae F*ck Print | Funny Scottish Wall Art | Scottish Swear Print | Rude Scotland Gift | Vintage Scottish Humour Poster

Sometimes there really is nothing else to say.

This funny Scottish print combines a wonderfully serious vintage portrait with one of Scotland’s less-than-polite ways of telling someone exactly where to go. The deadpan old photograph makes the wording even better – ideal for anyone who likes their home decor with a distinctly Scottish sense of humour.

A brilliant addition to a gallery wall, hallway, kitchen, home bar or office, and an equally good gift for the Scot who already has everything.

Perfect for:

• Scottish humour lovers

• Sweary and sarcastic households

• Funny Scottish gifts

• Housewarming presents

• Birthday and Christmas gifts

• Eclectic or vintage-inspired gallery walls

• Scots living away from home

All prints are exclusively designed by Kalloway Design in our home studio on the West Coast of Scotland to the highest quality standards.

Your print is of an original design, printed professionally with ink on the finest quality archival matte paper:

- 230gsm professional matte photo paper

- Acid-free clean white base

- Exclusively sourced from high-end German paper mills


- Fade resistant professional grade ink guaranteed to last at least 80 years

- Ten-colour high-quality industry inkjet printer

- Vibrant and detailed gallery quality prints every time

This listing is for the print only – no frames or other items are included.

If you’d like a different quote, size, or custom wording, feel free to get in touch – I’m always happy to help create something personal.

*Please note: colours of the images may vary slightly, due to the differences in colour calibration on monitors, colours may vary slightly from the actual print.

Copyright ©Kalloway Design, all images, all rights reserved.

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