Total Wanker Mug – Funny Rude Gift | Scots Saying | Gift for Brother | Cheeky Gift | Scottish Humour Mug | Gift for Friend

For that one person who absolutely deserves it… 😏

Blunt, bold, and guaranteed to get a reaction — this “Total Wanker” mug is the ultimate cheeky gift for someone with a good sense of humour (and thick skin).

Why You’ll Love It

• High-quality ceramic C-Handle mug

• Lead and BPA-free

• Glossy white finish

• Bright, long-lasting print

• Design printed on both sides (perfect for left & right-handers)

• Dishwasher & microwave safe

• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter

This Scottish mug makes a brilliant gift for:

• Gag gifts for friends

• Work colleague banter

• Secret Santa presents

• Birthdays for your most sarcastic mate

• Novelty gift lovers

Questions? Ask away!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

*Please note: colours of the images may vary slightly, due to the differences in colour calibration on monitors, colours may vary slightly from the actual print.

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Upgrades include:

• Tracked 48 for £3.50 for delivery between 2-3 days with tracking
• Tracked 24 for £4.50 for delivery between 1-2 days with tracking
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