A Scottish insult so ridiculous it somehow still feels devastating.
This bold typography print turns one of those gloriously daft Scottish put-downs into colourful wall art. Featuring “Your Cat Sells Avon” in chunky hand-drawn lettering, it’s simple, bright and guaranteed to get a reaction from anyone who knows exactly what it means.
Available in a choice of bold colourways, it’s ideal for adding a bit of Scottish humour to a gallery wall, kitchen, hallway, home office or anywhere that could do with something a little less serious.
It also makes a brilliant gift for a Scot, a cat owner with a sense of humour, or that one pal whose cat definitely looks like they’ve got a catalogue round to the neighbours.
Perfect for:
• Scottish humour lovers
• Cat lovers with a sense of humour
• Funny birthday gifts
• Housewarming presents
• Scots living away from home
• Colourful and eclectic gallery walls
• Gifts for friends who appreciate a properly daft insult
All prints are exclusively designed by Kalloway Design in our home studio on the West Coast of Scotland to the highest quality standards.
Your print is of an original design, printed professionally with ink on the finest quality archival matte paper:
- 230gsm professional matte photo paper
- Acid-free clean white base
- Exclusively sourced from high-end German paper mills
- Fade resistant professional grade ink guaranteed to last at least 80 years
- Ten-colour high-quality industry inkjet printer
- Vibrant and detailed gallery quality prints every time
This listing is for the print only – no frames or other items are included.
If you’d like a different quote, size, or custom wording, feel free to get in touch – I’m always happy to help create something personal.
*Please note: colours of the images may vary slightly, due to the differences in colour calibration on monitors, colours may vary slightly from the actual print.
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